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The Squirrel Will Raise The Baby Tiger [Novel] Chapter 6 – A Thinking Squeak

Translator: Nox

The Baby Tiger Will Be Raised by a Squirrel

Lulubell Durams ☁
“Sob… I'm not even married yet, and I'm at the golden age when marriage proposals ought to be pouring in from every corner. If a rumor spreads, nobody will ask for my hand, and if I can't marry, I'll have to work until I drop, all while dreadful gossip brands me as the Duke's kept woman or worse!”

Even I thought I had taken things a bit too far, but judging from the pure horror painting the Duke's face, my ploy was working wonders.

Kuhn Russell Blantiger
“Things would escalate that far?”
Lulubell Durams
“Think of the grievous stain on Your Grace's noble honor! But my lips are firmly sealed. If you grant my request, I will carry what you did earlier to my grave.”

Staring blankly at me, his face bleached pale, the Duke shook his head violently.

Kuhn Russell Blantiger
“That was an accident. And I saw nothing.”
Lulubell Durams
“Accident or not, you definitely looked. You stood right there in the doorway, your eyes wide like this, staring right at me! I saw you as clear as day. How can you claim you saw nothing after staring with eyes that wide?”

Using my thumbs and index fingers, I pulled my eyes open wide to mimic the stunned look he had worn.

Kuhn Russell Blantiger
“I told you, I did not look.”
Lulubell Durams ✧
“Aha. You drank the ale, but you certainly weren't riding while intoxicated, is that it?”
Kuhn Russell Blantiger !
“What kind of slander is this?”
Lulubell Durams
“Slander? Jane is my witness!”

I snapped my index finger out to point straight at Jane.

The tutor exam didn't matter anymore.

I had to emerge victorious from this battle.

The moment she spotted the tip of my finger, Jane's shoulders shot up into the air.

Catching her master's piercing gaze, she trembled all over.

Jane
“Th-that is…”

Caught in an impossible bind, Jane squeezed her eyes shut.

Her conscience would never forgive her if she backed her master and lied about not seeing it.

After all, she had seen it plain as day, and she had even tried to make excuses for the Duke right in front of me.

Kuhn Russell Blantiger
“Haa… Fine. Tell me specifically how you plan to travel to the North.”

Watching Jane tremble so violently, the Duke finally seemed to resign himself, speaking through a heavy sigh.

When his head turned slowly back in my direction, the light in his eyes burned even sharper.

Lulubell Durams
“Once the exam is over, I'll take Hokan and go.”
Kuhn Russell Blantiger
“Just the two of you?”
Lulubell Durams
“Yes. Provided you furnish a modest travel allowance…”

I could have paid for it out of pocket, but Hokan had undoubtedly spent his entire life eating only fine food and sleeping in luxury beds.

Even without matching that standard, finding an inn fit for him to sleep in would cost a substantial sum.

Knowing the cost would be overwhelming, I swallowed my pride and brought up the travel expenses.

Seeing the Duke's gaze turn sharper by the second, however, I quickly readied an escape route.

Lulubell Durams
“I'll be sure to pay the money back later. I know very well that this bet was entirely my own doing. So—”
Kuhn Russell Blantiger
“Are you aware that His Majesty is deeply troubled by the imperial family's failure to produce an heir? If His Majesty never sires a successor, Hokan will stand first in line. He carries the imperial bloodline.”

Cutting me off, the Duke stated what was already plain fact.

Lulubell Durams
“Ah… Yes, of course.”

Even I knew that the blood of the imperial house flowed through the residents of this grand ducal estate.

Kuhn Russell Blantiger !
“Do you grasp what that means? Taking an imperial heir on a long-distance journey without a single escort knight? Between this preposterous wager and everything else, do you possess any common sense at all?”
Lulubell Durams
“I have sturdy younger brothers, and I intended to bring them along.”

Oh, to be frank, I hadn't thought that far ahead, but I had to come up with an excuse for now.

Kuhn Russell Blantiger
“When even an escort of elite knights would barely suffice, you offer a mere handful of younger brothers?”
Lulubell Durams !
“A mere? A mere handful? How dare you insult my brothers!”

Our Durams family had always been fiercely sensitive to any remark hinting that we were small or feeble.

While our family genetics admittedly left us somewhat small compared to other houses, none of us lacked stamina in the slightest.

Gale Onca
“Um, Lady Durams. His Grace said ‘a mere handful,’ not that they were lacking in manhood.”

The tall man standing beside the Duke, looming like a giraffe, tried to placate me.

Lulubell Durams !
“Yes! A mere! My brothers are not small! And they are plenty strong!”

Insult me all you want, but speak ill of my family and I won't let it slide.

I planted my hands on my hips and raised my voice.

Gale Onca ✧
“Ah, ah. My apologies. I simply thought you took offense because you misheard the word. Haha.”

The giraffe of a man offered a half-hearted apology, but my anger didn't subside, so I glared right at him.

Kuhn Russell Blantiger
“There is a motto posted on the training grounds that every apprentice knight must read. Gale, explain it.”

So this giraffe's name was Gale.

The Duke snapped his head around, prompting Gale to take a brisk step toward me.

Gale Onca
“‘Let us become thoughtful cluckers!’”
Lulubell Durams
“Thoughtful cluckers?”

When I echoed him in disbelief, Gale gave an earnest nod.

Gale Onca
“It carries a profound meaning: if even a birdbrain uses its head to catch a bug, what excuse do you have?”

As I stared back and forth between him and the Duke in sheer disbelief, the Duke gave a curt click of his tongue.

Kuhn Russell Blantiger
“Now, repeat after me.”
Lulubell Durams
“Wh-what?”
Kuhn Russell Blantiger
“Let us become a thoughtful rodent.”
Gale Onca
“Uh, Commander. ‘Rodent’ sounds a bit harsh… How about ‘a thinking squeak’?”

The meddling sister-in-law is always more irritating than the mother-in-law. I shot Gale a burning glare.

Kuhn Russell Blantiger
“Very well. That will do. Let us become a thinking squeak. Repeat. Execute.”

‘Execute, my foot! Ugh!’

Lulubell Durams
“L-let us become… a thinking squeak…”

My heart and my mind were completely out of sync.

I only complied because I knew I would be the sole loser if I kept barking back at him.

As I recited it on the verge of tears, the Duke's gaze softened ever so slightly.

“Good. Lady Durams, if you pass this examination, I will provide elite knights and funds for travel, so you may make the trip this weekend.”

Lulubell Durams ♥
“R-really? Wow, thank you so much! Thank you truly, Your Grace!”

Overcome with jubilation, I seized both of the Duke's hands and hopped up and down.

Kuhn Russell Blantiger
“Bear in mind that this only holds if you pass the test. Now, excuse me.”

Pulling his hands free with a face turned rigid, the Duke gave a stiff nod and departed the annex alongside Gale.

Lulubell Durams ♥
“Oh, I have to hurry and share the good news with Hokan!”

Just as I spoke to Maurice and started toward the stairs—

Maurice hesitated briefly before stepping into my path.

Maurice Keatingkitty
“I am afraid that must wait, as the tutor examination is not yet concluded. If the Young Master learns of this, might he not show bias in your favor simply to go with you, Lady Durams? It will not be too late to inform him after the two days of testing are over.”
Lulubell Durams
“Ah, yes… You make a fair point.”
Maurice Keatingkitty
“Then please, follow Jane to your assigned quarters and rest. You must be hungry, so enjoy some dinner as well.”
Lulubell Durams
“Yes, thank you.”

My mouth itched with the urge to tell Hokan right away, but I held it in.

‘I'll make sure to pass and take you to the North! To do that, I need to recharge my strength first.’

Firmly resolving to succeed, I swiftly followed Jane toward the dining hall.

***

Perhaps because my nerves had settled, I had eaten quite a large dinner, patting my full stomach as I followed Jane.

Jane halted outside a room, glanced back at me briefly, and opened the door.

My jaw dropped at the sheer size of the chamber before my eyes.

Lulubell Durams
“Are these truly the servants' quarters?”
Jane
“Yes, that is correct. Normally, these rooms are used by visiting merchants or guests staying at Blan Castle. For the duration of the examination, candidates are staying two to a room, so you will be sharing this space with Lady Darters.”
Lulubell Durams
“Good heavens.”

Presumably, high-ranking guests were given chambers in the main manor, while these rooms in the annex were reserved for merchants or the attendants accompanying visiting nobles.

Even so, this room with two beds was easily the size of three or four of the rooms my brothers and I shared back home.

Earlier in the dining hall, seeing how lavishly the staff ate compared to our meals at home had already made my chest ache.

It made me think of my younger brothers, who were probably getting by on cornmeal soup and stale, rock-hard bread for dinner.

I had heard plenty about House Blantiger possessing unparalleled wealth alongside its towering honor and authority.

Seeing it with my own eyes proved it was truly astonishing.

Melissa Darters
“Head Maid. I'm used to having a room to myself, and this is rather uncomfortable. Are there no spare rooms?”

While I was wide-eyed, admiring the room, Lady Melissa Darters, who had arrived earlier to rest, spoke up out of nowhere.

Perched on the edge of the bed with her arms crossed, she bounced one foot with mild irritation.

‘Ah, she must feel uncomfortable having me here.’

Stealing a cautious glance at her, I waited for Jane's response.

Jane
“Oh dear. That is unfortunate, Lady Darters.”

Jane suddenly looked at Melissa with a remarkably troubled expression.

Melissa Darters
“What do you mean, unfortunate?”

Still swinging her foot, Melissa jerked her chin toward Jane, demanding an answer.

Jane
“You have just been eliminated. You may return home.”
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