I think I've poked a sleeping bear

I've been in love with my first love for two years, and now he's marrying my best friend?

To hide my feelings, I lied and confessed to liking my boss... and he overheard me?!

Now, deeply touched, my boss has decided to call off his engagement and marry me?!

Can I possibly dodge the relentless charge of this runaway straight-shooter caught up in misunderstandings and delusions?!?

Looks like I... really poked a sleeping bear!